Pyrates Royale – Being A Pirate Chords

Being a pirate is all fun and games, till somebody loses an ear.
It drips down your neck, and it falls on the deck,
Till someone shouts out: “Hey, what’s this ’ere?”
You can’t wear your glasses you don’t attract lasses.
And folks have to shout so you’ll hear.
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an ear.

But its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts;
Its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts.

Being a pirate is all fun and games, till somebody loses a hand.
It spurts and it squirts and it bloody well hurts,
Pain only a pirate can stand.
A nice metal hook is a fashionable look,
But then you can’t play in the band;
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an hand.

But its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts;
Its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts.
Being a pirate is all fun and games, till somebody loses an eye.
It stings like the blazes. It makes you make faces,

You can’t let your mates see you cry.
Well a dashing black patch, will cover the hatch
And make sure your socket stays dry.
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.

But its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts;
Its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts.

Being a pirate is all fun and games, till somebody loses a leg.
It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens, hopping around on a peg.
Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you’ve tarried,
And now you can’t kneel down and beg.
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a leg.

But its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts;
Its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts.

Being a pirate is all fun and games, till somebody loses a whats it.
You didn’t choose it but you still hate to lose it
And you’re hoping that somebody spots it.
Then the Doc comes along and he sews it back on;
Or he ties it up tight and he knots it!
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a whats it.

But its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts;
Its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts.

Its all part of being a pirate!
You can’t be a pirate, with all of your parts.