Yetties – Fling It Here Fling It There Chords

Way down on the farm we are right up to date,
For mechanization’s the byword of late.
For every task, there’s a gadget to match,
But our new muckspreader’s the best of the batch.

Fling it here, Fling it there,
If you’re standing by then you’ll all get your share.

Now young Walter Hodgkins, he brought back a load
Of liquid manure from the farm up the road.
He hummed to himself as he drove up the street,
And his load also hummed in the afternoon heat.

Fling it here, Fling it there,
If you’re standing by then you’ll all get your share.

The this muckspreader had a mechanical fault,
And a bump in the road turned it on with a jolt.
An odorous spray of manure it let fly
Without fear or favor on all who passed by.

Fling it here, Fling it there,
If you’re standing by then you’ll all get your share.

The cats and the dogs stank to high kingdom come,
And the kiddies, browned off, ran home screaming to Mum.
The trail of sheer havoc were terrible grim,
One open car were filled up to the brim.

Fling it here, Fling it there,
If you’re standing by then you’ll all get your share.

The vicarage windows were all open wide,
When a generous helping descended inside.
The vicar, at table, intoned “Let us pray”
When this manure from heaven came flying his way.

Fling it here, Fling it there,
If you’re standing by then you’ll all get your share.

In the garden, Miss Pringle was quite scandalized.
“Good gracious!” she cried, “I’ve been fertilized.”
While the Methodist minister’s teetotal wife
Were plastered for the very first time in her life.

Fling it here, Fling it there,
If you’re standing by then you’ll all get your share.

And all of this time Walter trundled along,
He was quite unaware there was anything wrong,
Till a vision of woe flagged him down, what a sight!
A policeman all covered in,you’ve got it right.