Grandpa Jones – Good Old Mountain Dew Chords

There’s a big potted tree down an old hill from me,
Where you lay down a dollar or two.
You can go round the bend and when you come back again,
There’s a jug full of good old mountain dew.

Oh they call it that old mountain dew,
and them that refuse are few.
I’ll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug,
With some good old mountain dew.

My uncle Mort he is sawed off and short,
He measures about four foot two.
But he think he’s a giant when you give him a pint
of that good old mountain dew.

My old aunt June bought some brand new perfume,
It had such a sweet smellin’ pew.
But to her suprise when she had it analyzed
It’s nothing but good old mountain dew.

My brother Bill got a still on the hill,
Where he runs off a gallon there or two.
The buzzard in the sky get so drunk they can’t fly,
From smelling that good old mountain dew.

Oh they call it that old mountain dew,
and them that refuse are few.
I’ll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug,
With some good old mountain dew.