Elton John - Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be A Turkey At Christmas) Chords
[C] [G] [Am] [G] [F] [C] [G] [A] [G] [C]Sitting [G]here on [Am]Christmas [G]Eve with a [F]brandy [C]in my [Dm]hand Oh I’ve [G]had a few too [C]many and it’s [F]getting hard to [G7]stand [C]I keep [G]hear[Am]ing [G]noises [F]from [C]my fire[Dm]place I [G]must be going [C]crazy [F]or the [G]brandy’s won the [C]race
And [F]I [C]keep [Dm]hea[C]ring [F]ho ho ho, [G]guess who’s here Your [C]fat and [C]jolly friend [G]draws [C]near [F]Ho ho ho, sur[G]prise, surprise The [C]bearded weirdy’s [G]just a[C]rrived
[F]Ho ho ho, guess [G]who’s here Your [C]fat and jolly [G]friend draws [C]near [F]Ho ho ho, sur[G]prise surprise The [C]bearded weirdy’s [G]just a[C]rrived
[C]On my [G]roof there’s [Am]snorting sounds, And [F]bells in[C]side my [Dm]head My [G]vision’s blurred with [C]colour, and [F]all he sees is [G7]red There’s a [C]pair of [G]large sized [Am]wellies [F]coming [C]down my [Dm]flue And the [G]smell of burning [C]rubber, oh is [C]filling [G]up the [C]room
[F]Ho ho ho, guess [G]who’s here Your [C]fat and jolly [G]friend draws [C]near [F]Ho ho ho, sur[G]prise surprise The [C]bearded weirdy’s [G]just a[C]rrived
[F]Ho ho ho, guess [G]who’s here Your [C]fat and jolly [G]friend draws [C]near [F]Ho ho ho, sur[G]prise surprise The [C]bearded weirdy’s [G]just a[C]rrived