Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me Chords
[F#m] [E] [D] [A] My [F#m]keyboard’s like my [E]heart. It [D]shines in RGB and it’s [A]full of blood. I [F#m]don’t know what is [E]wrong with me. But [D]I’m scared, pissed off and [A]lonely (horny) [F#m]I have trouble speaking to [E]women [D]Unless they’re 2D or [A]high definition [F#m]Spend all my time on [E]social media [D]This is the state [A]that I’m in
[F#m] [E] [D] [A] My [F#m]Twitter feed’s like my [E]brain [D]’Cause I have it on dark [A]mode Memo[F#m]rise everything she [E]says So [D]I can use it to guess her [A]passcode [F#m]She’s beauty, [E]she’s grace [D]She has a profile picture of her [A]gorgeous face To [F#m]try and get more [E]sponsors To [D]try and get more [A]sponsors [F#m]
But [E]why don’t you [D]care? [A] I [F#m]have spent the past [E]ten years of my life. [D]Making you pre[A]pared. -You’re [F#m]political enough but [E]not contrary. Sex[D]ual enough but not [A]enough to scare me. [F#m] Give [E]me a reason not to be on [D]my knees. [A]The internet has ruined me.
[F#m] [E] [D] [A] Look, [F#m]I know I must sound in[E]sane But [D]that’s part of the [A]package If [F#m]she can’t handle me at my [E]worst She don’t [D]deserve my mental bag[A]gage I [F#m]know you want six foot [E]four But one foot [D]more and I’d almost be [A]tall enough To reach the [F#m]high shelf, be your in[E]cel I think I might [D]be a threat to [A]myself [F#m] [E] [D] A threat to [A]myself [F#m]
[F#m] [E] [D] [A] But [E]why don’t you [D]care? [A] I [F#m]have spent the past [E]ten years of my life. [D]Making you pre[A]pared. -You’re [F#m]political enough but [E]not contrary. Sex[D]ual enough but not [A]enough to scare me. [F#m] Give [E]me a reason not to be on [D]my knees. [A]The internet has ruined me.
[F#m] [E] [D] [A] We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together. We [A]used to sleep on [F#m]call together. We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together. We [A]used to sleep on [F#m]call together. We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together. We [A]used to sleep on [F#m]call together. We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together. We [A]used to sleep…