Larry Groce – Junk Food Junkie Chords

You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more.
And they call me Mr. Natural, on down to the health food store.
I only eat good sea salt, white sugar don’t touch my lips.
And my friends is always begging me to take them on,
Macrobiotic trips.
Yes, they are.

Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox, that I keep under lock and key.
And I take it off to my closet, where nobody else can see.
I open that door so slowly, take a peek up north and south.
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie, and I pop it in my mouth.

Yeah, in the daytime I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be.
But at night I’m a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me.

Well, at lunchtime you can always find me, at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar.
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt, from my hand thrown pottery jar.
And sippin’ a little hand pressed cider, with a carrot stick for dessert.
And wiping my face in a natural way, on the sleeve of my peasant shirt.
Oh yeah!

Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight and I’m all by myself.
I work that combination, on my secret hideaway shelf.
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr. Pepper and an ol’ Moon Pie.
Then I sit back in glorious expectation, of a genuine junk food high.
Yeah, in the daytime I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be.

But at night I’m a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me.
My friends down at the commune, they think I’m pretty neat.

Oh, I don’t know nothing about arts and crafts,
but I give ’em all something to eat.
I’m a friend to old Euell Gibbons, and I only eat homegrown spice.
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn, filled up with my brown rice.
Yes, I do.

Oh, but folks, lately I have been spotted, with a Big Mac on my breath.
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders, with a face as white as death.
I’m afraid someday they’ll find me, just stretched out on my bed.
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips, and a Ding Dong by my head.

Yeah, in the daytime I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be.
But at night I’m a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me.