The Wombats – Kill The Director Chords

I’ve met someone that makes me feel seasick.
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have.
So many skills that make her distinctive.
But they’re not mine to have, no, they’re not mine.
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper.
No, I don’t care about the soaps. No, I don’t care about the soaps.
Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders episode.

If this is a rom-com, kill the director.
If this is a rom-com, kill the director, please.

Carrots help us see much better in the dark.
Don’t talk to girls; they’ll break your heart.
And this is my head and this is my spout.
They work together; they can’t figure anything out.
So with the angst of a teenage band.
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand.
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand.

If this is a rom-com, kill the director.
If this is a rom-com, kill the director, please.

This is no Bridget Jones, this is no Bridget Bridget.
This is no Bridget Jones, this is no Bridget Bridget.
This is no Bridget Jones, this is no Bridget Bridget.
This is no Bridget Jones, this is no Bridget Bridget.
This is no Bridget Jones, this is no Bridget Bridget.
This is no Bridget Jones, this is no Bridget Bridget.
Bridget Jones…