John Williamson – Old Farts In Caravan Parks Chords

Oh happy travellers are we around Australia in a caravan
the kids are gone, we have no plan
you navigate, I’m your engine man
yes, happy campers are we

Oh king of the road are we up a mountain road we wind
With a mile of traffic stuck behind
Two friendlier folk you wouldn’t find
Oh cheery ol’ chooks are we

We’ve hit the road and sold the home
Like a pair of drover’s round we roam
No more winter and no more phone
We’re wild and fancy free

And a pair of toilers are we, we’ll pick fruit or prune a tree
Any old job doesn’t worry me
It’ll cover our fuel and the camping fee
Ah, frugal old farts I are

And a dear old chook are you in your terry toweling dressing gown,
the one you bought in the country town.
Yours is pink and mine is brown
Two dear old farts are we

We’ve hit the road and sold the home
Like a pair of drover’s round we roam
No more winter and no more phone
We’re wild and fancy free

And a tidy little unit are we, everything has a place to be
A jar of coffee and a tin of tea
A life for two but not for three
Oh sexy old tarts are we

And we always camp just near the loo
cause I have to go at midnight too
dribble dribble dribble’s all I do
oh over the hill are we

Oh happy campers are we around australia in the caravan
the kids are gone we have no plan,
you navigate, I’m your engine man
yes happy campers are we!