George Formby - You Don’t Need a License For That Chords
[C]If you’ve a pub or a small hotel, [A7]you need a license for all you sell You [G7]may think I’m ro[C]mancing, but [D7]they even tax you for [G7]singing and dancing.
[C]You need a [E7]license [A]whatever you [C]do, [A]one or two [A7]things they’ve [Dm]exempted it’s [G7]true, [C]Lumbago, the gout or a [E7]touch of the [A7]flu, you [D7]don’t need a license for [G7]that.
Now [C]I’ve got a [E7]license for [A]chickens to [A7]lay, [A]one of them [A7]sat on a [Dm]brick yester[G7]day, And [C]then started clucking, as [E7]much as to [A7]say, he [D7]won’t need a [G7]license for [C]that.
[E7]We’d have a good time, a wines in the wood time, [A7]if it were duty free. [D7]We’d cut the taxes, with our battle-axes, then roll out the barrel for [G7]me.
[C]Dairies must [E7]license you [A]bet on your [A7]life, If [A]you’ve a [A7]cow then there’s [Dm]trouble and [G7]strife As [C]Farmer Dean said when he [E7]looked at his [A7]wife, “By gum [D7]I’ll not need a [G7]license for [C]that!”
[C]You need a [E7]license for [A]shooting down [A7]game, But [A]I’d rather [A7]flirt with a [Dm]beautiful [G7]dame, Cause [C]I get the sport with the [E7]birds just the [A7]same And I [D7]don’t need a [G7]license for [C]that
[C]We sit in the pictures, as warm as a glove, [A7]in the back row of the circle above, [D7]Two bob’s worth of dark and a [G7]basin of [C]love and I [D7]don’t need a license for [G7]that.
[E7]We’d have a good time, a wines in the wood time, [A7]if it were duty free. [D7]We’d cut the taxes, with our battle-axes, then roll out the barrel for [G7]me.
[C]Fishing at [E7]Richmond is [A]licensed by [A7]law, A [A]chap to his [A7]girl said, “Now [Dm]you hold your [G7]jaw”. You [C]know exactly what [E7]I’m fishing [A7]for, and I [D7]don’t need a license for [G7]that. No sir, I [D7]don’t need a [G7]license for [C]that