John Prine - Illegal Smile Chords
[C]When I woke up this [G]morning, [F]things were lookin’ [C]bad [F]Seem like total [C]silence was the [G]only friend I [C]had [G]Bowl of oatmeal [F]tried to stare me [C]down [F]and [C]won And it was [G]twelve o’clock before I [F]realized That I was [C]havin’ [F]no [C]fun
But [G]fortunately I [C]have the key to es[F]cape re[G]ali[C]ty And you may [F]see me tonight with an [C]illegal smile It don’t [G]cost very much, but it [C]lasts a long while Won’t you [F]please tell the man I didn’t [C]kill anyone No I’m [G]just tryin’ to [F]have me some [C]fun
Last [C]time I checked my [G]bankroll, [F]It was gettin’ [C]thin Some[F]times it seems like the [C]bottom Is the [G]only place I’ve [C]been I [G]chased a rainbow [F]down a one-way [C]street [F]dead [C]end And [G]all my friends turned [F]out to be in[C]surance [F]sales[C]men
But [G]fortunately I [C]have the key to es[F]cape re[G]ali[C]ty And you may [F]see me tonight with an [C]illegal smile It don’t [G]cost very much, but it [C]lasts a long while Won’t you [F]please tell the man I didn’t [C]kill anyone No I’m [G]just tryin’ to [F]have me some [C]fun
Well, I [C]sat down in my [G]closet with [F]all my over[C]alls [F]Tryin’ to get a[C]way From all the [G]ears inside my [C]walls I [G]dreamed the police [F]heard Everything I [C]thought [F]what [C]then? Well I [G]went to court And the [F]judge’s name [C]was [F]Hoff[C]man
But [G]fortunately I [C]have the key to es[F]cape re[G]ali[C]ty And you may [F]see me tonight with an [C]illegal smile It don’t [G]cost very much, but it [C]lasts a long while Won’t you [F]please tell the man I didn’t [C]kill anyone No I’m [G]just tryin’ to [F]have me some [C]fun Well done, son of a gun, hot dog bun, Attila the Hun, my sister’s a nun [F] [C]