Harry Nilsson – Makin’ Whoopee Chords

Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin’ whoopee

You get some shoes, a little rice
The groom’s so nervous he answers twice
It’s really thrillin’ that he’s so willin’
For makin’ whoopee

Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture that same love nest
And see what a year will bring

He’s doin’ dishes and baby clothes
He’s so ambitious, he even sews
Just don’t forget, folks, that’s what you get, folks,
For makin’ whoopee

Another year or maybe less
What’s this I hear? Well, can’t you guess?
She feels neglected and he’s suspected
Of makin’ whoopee

She sits alone ‘most everynight
He doesn’t phone her, he doesn’t write
He says he’s “busy” but she says “is he?”
He’s makin’ whoopee

He doesn’t make much money
Only a five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he’s funny
Told him he got to pay six to her

He says: “Now judge, suppose I fail.”
The judge says: “Budge right into jail!
You’d better keep her I think it’s cheaper
Than makin’ whoopee “