Fivepenny Piece - Where There’s Muck There’s Brass Chords
[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass. You [Dm]can’t deny the facts. With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke. I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be. But [E7]many folk will not go broke. Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
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[F]Once upon a [G]time in [C]Ashton under [F]Lyme. They [E7]built the chimneys good and high, To shoot the smoke up in the sky. To [F]make a cotton [G]shirt were worth [C]two tons of [F]dirt. The [E7]more they made the more we paid. Coz where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass.
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[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass. You [Dm]can’t deny the facts. With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke. I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be. But [E7]many folk will not go broke. Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
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Then the [F]government de[G]creed. There [C]really were a [F]need. To e[E7]rase the years and years of grime and give everything a good wash down. They [F]started with town [G]hall. Then [C]church and Masonic [F]Hall [E7]next it’ll be the W.C. Coz where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass.
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[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass. You [Dm]can’t deny the facts. With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke. I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be. But [E7]many folk will not go broke. Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
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[A]And the [Dm]waste disposal [G]truck. Will [C]shift two tons of [F]muck. They’ve [E7]plastic bins as never rust, great machines old cars to crush. They’ve [F]gorrit all worked [G]out. They’ll [E7]not shift muck for [Am]nowt. The [E7]more we make the more they take. Coz where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass.
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[A]Where there’s muck there’s brass. You [Dm]can’t deny the facts. With [E7]coal, coke, smog and smoke some get rich while t’others choke. I’m [Am]sure you will agree, it [Dm]wasn’t meant to be. But [E7]many folk will not go broke. Coz [Am]where there’s muck there’s brass.
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Where there’s muck there’s [Am]brass Oi !