George Formby – Aunty Maggie’s Remedy Chords

Now there’s all sorts of medicines that you can buy
No matter what ailment you’ve got
But I know a special one you ought to try
you’ll find it’s the best of the lot

Its my Auntie Maggie’s homemade re me dy,
it’s guaranteed never to fail
That’s the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist
for “one and a kick”.

Now if you’ve got lum bago, rheu matics or gout,
or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
Don’t kick up a shindy, you’ll never get windy
with Auntie Maggie’s Reme dy

If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
you’re bound to wake up I’ll agree
But I’ll bet you by heaven, you’ll wake up at seven
With my Auntie Maggie’s Reme dy

Now In a young lady’s bedroom I went by mistake
My intentions were honest you see
She shouted with laughter, “I know what you’re after
Its my Auntie Maggie’s Reme dy.”

Its my Auntie Maggie’s homemade re me dy,
it’s guaranteed never to fail
That’s the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist
for “one and a kick”.

Now if you’ve got lum bago, rheu matics or gout,
or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
Don’t kick up a shindy, you’ll never get windy
with Auntie Maggie’s Reme dy

Now when the baby starts crying,
there’s always a reason
And if you in spect him you’ll see,
The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

With Auntie Maggie’s Remedy
Now I went to a doctor, I wasn’t too well
and he made me lie on a settee
He said “there’s trouble brewing, you’ve been over doing

Your Auntie Maggie’s Remedy.”
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,
In a spot where it just shouldn’t be
So I said to Nellie, “Now you rub your ankle,
with Auntie Maggie’s Remedy.”
With Auntie Maggie’s Remedy