Everly Pregnant Brothers – No Oven No Pie Chords

Eeeeeee by gum!
No oven no pie yeh
No oven no pie (said, said, said)
No oven no pie yeh
no no oven no oven no pie.

Said I remember, when I used to sit
In mi nannan’s kitchen in Beighton!
Meat and taters in a pie dish they sit
Waitin’ for pastry to be put on

All of a sudden, catastrophe!
Oven’s got no pilot light.
What we gonna do? Mi nannan would moan
And I said, get British Gas on the phone, And tell them,

No oven no pie yeh
No oven no pie (said, said, said)
No oven no pie yeh
where’s mi gravy? no oven no pie.

British Gas man come in half an hour ( ha ha ha!)
With his lickle bag of tricks (yeh!)
Says to mi nannan, don’t you worry flower!
Thy pilot light I can fix (AH)

All of a sudden, a sound like ‘POP!’
He comes up smilin’ bright yeh
Says ‘get that pie int oven, an’ urry up!’
‘this lad don’t want to wait all night’, so tell em, (yeah!)

No oven no pie yeh
no no oven no oven no pie (said, said, said)
No oven no pie yeh
where’s mi Hendo’s? no oven no pie.

No oven no pie yeh, no oven no pie.
Eeeeeee by gum!
No oven no pie